Make Like A Banana & Get Outta Here

I think banana splits taste better if served in the appropriate dish.  Otherwise, there’s just not a bowl large enough to accommodate a split banana.  Though if you chop the split banana in half the short way and insert quarter bananas sticking up around the edges at appropriate intervals from an ordinary bowl, that’s an acceptable approximation.

Just don’t slice the banana into medallions over top of your ice cream and try calling that a banana split.  Sure, it’s a banana sundae, and you can even get away with calling it a banana royale.  But what did you split?  Nothing.  If you haven’t split the banana, it ain’t a banana split, so make like a banana and get outta here.

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