Corny Jokes II: Peanut Envy
Q: What happens to a peanut after it’s one year old?
A: It becomes two years old!
Q: What’s one inch tall, brown, and wears a cape?
A: Super Peanut!!!!!!
Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was a salted.
Q: What’s the best way to catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
September 6th, 2006 at 9:10 am
Okay, these are…well….really corny and they are about peanuts. BUt, I’ll use them nonetheless. A good clown loves this kind of stuff…keep them coming!!
Your MIL
September 6th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Did you hear the one about the two peanuts in Audobon Park?
One of them was a salted.
September 6th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Whoops you had that already…
December 15th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Hahahaha. I really like these. I tell corny jokes to all of my friends to brighten their day, and I know that they will just LOVE these. =]
July 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Two peanuts walk into a bar. They approach the bartender and ask for two round-trip tickets to Paris. The bartender looks at them and says, “are you guys nuts?”
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
just yet another amazing post from your, great share..
October 13th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I LOVE CORNY JOKES HEE HEE