Corny Jokes II: Peanut Envy

Q: What happens to a peanut after it’s one year old?

A: It becomes two years old!

Q: What’s one inch tall, brown, and wears a cape?

A: Super Peanut!!!!!!

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?

A: The Shell station!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was a salted.

Q: What’s the best way to catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

7 Responses to “Corny Jokes II: Peanut Envy”

  1. Diana Says:

    Okay, these are…well….really corny and they are about peanuts. BUt, I’ll use them nonetheless. A good clown loves this kind of stuff…keep them coming!!

    Your MIL

  2. Bjorn Says:

    Did you hear the one about the two peanuts in Audobon Park?

    One of them was a salted.

  3. Bjorn Says:

    Whoops you had that already…

  4. Chelsea Says:

    Hahahaha. I really like these. I tell corny jokes to all of my friends to brighten their day, and I know that they will just LOVE these. =]

  5. Dale Says:

    Two peanuts walk into a bar. They approach the bartender and ask for two round-trip tickets to Paris. The bartender looks at them and says, “are you guys nuts?”

  6. Rajj Says:

    just yet another amazing post from your, great share..

  7. JOHNNY Says:

    I LOVE CORNY JOKES HEE HEE

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