Gambling Baker Puns
Q: Why did the compulsive bettor open a bakery?
A: Because he kneaded the dough!
Q: Why’d he stay with the business?
A: Because the bread was good.
Q: Why did the sesame seed spend the whole night at the craps table?
A: Because he was on a roll!
Q: Why did the State Gaming Commission raid Senor La Fiesta restaurant?
A: They heard they were making their own chips.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Hehe. I like those!
May 30th, 2008 at 5:15 am
This one has nothing to do with food, and well… it’s a little dirty (kids, cover your eyes), but it was told to me by a very grizzled old-school reporter at a newspaper I used to work at, and it’s one of my favorite jokes…
Q: What is the surgical procedure by which a woman has a sex-change operation?
A: An addadictomy.
Hope y’all enjoyed that,
Tommy
July 5th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
More jokes….many more jokes. Laughter aids in digestion I’ve heard. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!!