Pepper-Corny Jokes!
True Story:
My parents have salt & pepper shakers shaped like outhouses. One says “I’m full of S” and the other says “I’m full of P!”
Q: Why couldn’t the puppy sit still?
A: She was pepper trained (yeouch!)
Q: Who’s the hottest skunk in France?
A: Pepper Le Peu!
Planning ahead:
Next time I’m in a Mardi Gras parade, I’m gonna pepper the crowd with jalapenos.
October 3rd, 2006 at 8:50 pm
These are sort of…..welll corny but not about corn. Hmmm.
Your MIL