Pepper-Corny Jokes!

True Story:
My parents have salt & pepper shakers shaped like outhouses. One says “I’m full of S” and the other says “I’m full of P!”

Q: Why couldn’t the puppy sit still?
A: She was pepper trained (yeouch!)

Q: Who’s the hottest skunk in France?
A: Pepper Le Peu!

Planning ahead:
Next time I’m in a Mardi Gras parade, I’m gonna pepper the crowd with jalapenos.

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One Response to “Pepper-Corny Jokes!”

  1. Diana Says:

    These are sort of…..welll corny but not about corn. Hmmm.

    Your MIL

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