These Jokes Are Really Cheesy!

What dance do cheese makers do every halloween?
The muenster mash!

Why is Stilton blue?
His girlfriend broke up with him.

Did you hear that the speedway association is test marketing its own brand of soft cheese?
It’s called Nascar-pone.

The cheese delivery truck got a flat tire during its route today…
…but everything was okay because they had a monterey jack and a gouda wheel in the back.

2 Responses to “These Jokes Are Really Cheesy!”

  1. Doug Says:

    I love corn-y jokes. It reminds me of:
    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
    and non food related but still downright funny:
    What is brown and sticky? A stick!

  2. MIL Says:

    Love the jokes…keep them coming.

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