Groaners On Rye
In her later years, Glinda the Good retired to the seashore and spent her days lounging on the beach…
…she became a sand-witch
Speaking of the ocean, what sort of sandwich is best at sea?
A submarine!
There’s a sandwich shop that features a 12-inch roll stuffed with slices of heart, liver, and kidney!
They call it the ‘organ grinder!’
What do you call a joke about a sandwich?
A Pun-ini!
February 11th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
You’re my hero.
February 12th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
You were obviously bread for your rye humor.
February 12th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Bow bow bow…
(Um, do that again)
Bow bow bow…
Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a
Sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you
Had some meat…
Bow bow bow…
Ummm… the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the
Kind of a biscuit that’s supposed to bounce back off the wall into your
Mouth. If it don’t bounce back, hee hee hee,… you go hungry!
Bow bow bow…
Umm, umm, umm… the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-
To-meetin’ bun…
Bow bow bow…
Hee hee hee hee… What da ya want for nothing? … a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit?
Bow bow oooh ooh oooh oooooooo-waaaaaaaah…