Groaners On Rye

In her later years, Glinda the Good retired to the seashore and spent her days lounging on the beach…

…she became a sand-witch

Speaking of the ocean, what sort of sandwich is best at sea?

A submarine!

There’s a sandwich shop that features a 12-inch roll stuffed with slices of heart, liver, and kidney!

They call it the ‘organ grinder!’

What do you call a joke about a sandwich?

A Pun-ini!

3 Responses to “Groaners On Rye”

  1. Adam Fields Says:

    You’re my hero.

  2. justin Says:

    You were obviously bread for your rye humor.

  3. otto Says:

    Bow bow bow…
    (Um, do that again)
    Bow bow bow…
    Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a
    Sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you
    Had some meat…
    Bow bow bow…
    Ummm… the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the
    Kind of a biscuit that’s supposed to bounce back off the wall into your
    Mouth. If it don’t bounce back, hee hee hee,… you go hungry!
    Bow bow bow…
    Umm, umm, umm… the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-
    To-meetin’ bun…
    Bow bow bow…
    Hee hee hee hee… What da ya want for nothing? … a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit?
    Bow bow oooh ooh oooh oooooooo-waaaaaaaah…

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