Corny Jokes, Take 1

Q: How much does it cost to buy corn from a pirate?

A: A buck an ear!

Q: What rank is corn assigned when it enlists in the Army?

A: Colonel!

Q: What do old people and farmers have in common?

A: They’ve both got corns!

3 Responses to “Corny Jokes, Take 1”

  1. Diana Says:

    Your mother-in-law the clown loves these.

  2. Juanita Martinez Says:

    Hi, I talked to your mother and she gave me your website…..I just love it!! I should be doing some work but I’m here reading recipes and silly jokes…..I needed a good laugh! Best way to spend the evening. Here’s my favorite little kid food joke:

    What’s invisable and smells like carrots?? Bunny farts.

    I will be checking Corduroy Orange often I’m sure.
    Hello to Aurora,
    love, Juanita

  3. Rick Sharrard Says:

    Jesse, I was doing some family history research and came across your site here. Perhaps we are distant cousins? One thing for sure is that we share a love of corny jokes. My father instilled this tradition in me from a young age and I have been making my family and friends groan ever since. At an early age I knew I wanted to be a lawyer and I recall the first joke I ever made up: Why did the attorney bring a big hunk of cement to the courtroom? Because he wanted some concrete evidence! Best to you in all your endeavors!

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