There’s Something Fishy About These Jokes

Q: Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
A: Just for the halibut!

Q: What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall?
A: Damn!

Q: What does the pope eat during lent?
A: Holy mackerel!

Q: Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
A: Because they swim in schools!

2 Responses to “There’s Something Fishy About These Jokes”

  1. MIL Says:

    When the salmon swims into a wall he says “Dam”……just a small correction from someone who is a con dumb jokes!!

  2. jwsharrard Says:

    Your daughter agrees with you, but really, i think that the exact quote is up for debate, as all we really have to go on is a phonetic transcription of his comment….

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