There’s Something Fishy About These Jokes
Q: Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
A: Just for the halibut!
Q: What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall?
A: Damn!
Q: What does the pope eat during lent?
A: Holy mackerel!
Q: Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
A: Because they swim in schools!
November 17th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
When the salmon swims into a wall he says “Dam”……just a small correction from someone who is a con dumb jokes!!
November 18th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Your daughter agrees with you, but really, i think that the exact quote is up for debate, as all we really have to go on is a phonetic transcription of his comment….