True Story:
My parents have salt & pepper shakers shaped like outhouses. One says “I’m full of S” and the other says “I’m full of P!”
Q: Why couldn’t the puppy sit still?
A: She was pepper trained (yeouch!)
Q: Who’s the hottest skunk in France?
A: Pepper Le Peu!
Planning ahead:
Next time I’m in a Mardi Gras parade, I’m gonna pepper the crowd with jalapenos.
Q: What happens to a peanut after it’s one year old?
A: It becomes two years old!
Q: What’s one inch tall, brown, and wears a cape?
A: Super Peanut!!!!!!
Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was a salted.
Q: What’s the best way to catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Q: How much does it cost to buy corn from a pirate?
A: A buck an ear!
Q: What rank is corn assigned when it enlists in the Army?
A: Colonel!
Q: What do old people and farmers have in common?
A: They’ve both got corns!
