Archive for the 'Corn-y Jokes' Category

Pepper-Corny Jokes!

Friday, September 29th, 2006

True Story:
My parents have salt & pepper shakers shaped like outhouses. One says “I’m full of S” and the other says “I’m full of P!”

Q: Why couldn’t the puppy sit still?
A: She was pepper trained (yeouch!)

Q: Who’s the hottest skunk in France?
A: Pepper Le Peu!

Planning ahead:
Next time I’m in a Mardi Gras parade, I’m gonna pepper the crowd with jalapenos.

Read about the best way to cook with pepper

Corny Jokes II: Peanut Envy

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Q: What happens to a peanut after it’s one year old?

A: It becomes two years old!

Q: What’s one inch tall, brown, and wears a cape?

A: Super Peanut!!!!!!

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?

A: The Shell station!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was a salted.

Q: What’s the best way to catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Corny Jokes, Take 1

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

Q: How much does it cost to buy corn from a pirate?

A: A buck an ear!

Q: What rank is corn assigned when it enlists in the Army?

A: Colonel!

Q: What do old people and farmers have in common?

A: They’ve both got corns!